Not sure where he came from. Not sure why he won’t leave. But Albert Alligator has been in my head for weeks now. Since I can’t make it stop, I’m inflicting this earworm on you … Albert Alligator Pencil Sharpener from Old Chum on Vimeo.
When I migrated from Movable Type to WordPress, I realized there’s a lot of crap on here. More than 600 posts over the past seven years. Someone beaming in from the Google Transporter would be hard pressed to figure out what’s going on here. So I’ve pulled together my favorite posts in a single category […]
Hank Stuever, one of my favorite writers, imagines what it might be like if the Chicken Littles are right this time and we suffer a big fall. I really hope it doesn’t happen, but the pessimist in me is feasting on current events … “Your favorite neighbors will hit the road in search of work […]
Is LBJ’s safe return. The president is on the lam, and Dave is pleading for his return. recently, I received the following note, along with a small figurine of President Lincoln:
LBJ is MIA. After running amok at our Christmas bash, LBJ left with several unsavory characters to terrorize the fine citizens of Tennessee, who have little use for liberal Democrats and the Great Society. He hasn’t been heard from since, though we do of several people in North Knoxville being blinded when LBJ showed them […]
I see that PETA is trying to make hay over the mad cow problem. Their approach is almost hilarious. Seems they want to assure us that if we just quit eating meat, our food supply would be warm and fuzzy safe. Here’s the bad news: More people have died in the U.S. during the past […]