Suffering the Benz Top Posts

When I migrated from Movable Type to WordPress, I realized there’s a lot of crap on here. More than 600 posts over the past seven years. Someone beaming in from the Google Transporter would be hard pressed to figure out what’s going on here. So I’ve pulled together my favorite posts in a single category […]

The coming depression …

Hank Stuever, one of my favorite writers, imagines what it might be like if the Chicken Littles are right this time and we suffer a big fall. I really hope it doesn’t happen, but the pessimist in me is feasting on current events … “Your favorite neighbors will hit the road in search of work […]

Got LBJ?

LBJ is MIA. After running amok at our Christmas bash, LBJ left with several unsavory characters to terrorize the fine citizens of Tennessee, who have little use for liberal Democrats and the Great Society. He hasn’t been heard from since, though we do of several people in North Knoxville being blinded when LBJ showed them […]

Animals taste good

I see that PETA is trying to make hay over the mad cow problem. Their approach is almost hilarious. Seems they want to assure us that if we just quit eating meat, our food supply would be warm and fuzzy safe. Here’s the bad news: More people have died in the U.S. during the past […]