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Popcorn Sutton and the art of moonshine …

Popcorn Sutton's moonshine still“Jesus turned the water into wine. I turned it into damned liquor.”

That’s legendary moonshiner Popcorn Sutton, talking to my buddy Tom Jester during one of Tom and photographer Don Dudenbostel’s visits with Popcorn. The duo ended up with an amazing chronicle of the ornery, contrarian mountain alchemist. The News Sentinel’s Fred Brown did a nice piece today on Tom and Don’s work with Popcorn, and it reminded me of the dividends I received from their work.

First was a jug of Popcorn’s moonshine that Tom nabbed for me. It was amazing. Much smoother than I’d envisioned. I still have a bit of it stashed in the back of the freezer, and I’ve saved the half-gallon jug it came in, autographed in true Popcorn style: “Popcorn Sutton sez Fuck You!”

Second was the photo that appears in this post. It’s one of Don’s shots that Tom gave me, and it’s just one example of what an incredible photographer Don is.

And finally, there’s this sound file (12mb MP3) that Tom sent me. It’s Popcorn Sutton telling it like it is. It’s raw. It’s funny. It’s a fine tribute to the late, great moonshiner.

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Driftwood roundup …


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Originally uploaded by Suffering the Benz

It was beautiful on Sunday, so we took the bowrider out for a while to motor around Fort Loudon Lake. After picking up Tom and Jenny, we spotted an amazing piece of driftwood on the inside corner of Park’s Bend.

Tom is an avid driftwood collector, and his efforts have resulted in one of the coolest railings I’ve ever seen. When he saw this piece floating in the lake, he knew he had to grab it. But there was an iceberg effect going on here, with only a small part of the wood poking above the surface. We couldn’t pull it aboard. So we lassoed it with a line and pulled it back to Tom’s dock at idle speed.

Once we got it ashore, we realized it was even larger than we’d thought. Can’t wait till it dries out and Tom incorporates it into his driftwood magnum opus …