Is LBJ’s safe return. The president is on the lam, and Dave is pleading for his return. recently, I received the following note, along with a small figurine of President Lincoln:
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LBJ is MIA.
After running amok at our Christmas bash, LBJ left with several unsavory characters to terrorize the fine citizens of Tennessee, who have little use for liberal Democrats and the Great Society.
He hasn’t been heard from since, though we do of several people in North Knoxville being blinded when LBJ showed them his scar.
If you have seen LBJ or might know his whereabouts, please let us know ASAP. There’s a young man in Virginia who is completely despondent over the disappearance of our 36th president. Apparently, wee Davey just keeps muttering something about a Christmas with out LBJ not being Christmas at all.
So if you see our little red LBJ, won’t you please, please send him home?
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Shakin’ the tree …
I know I say this every year, but this year’s tree party was the best ever. We had attendees from San Antonio, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Harrisburg (that’s in Pennsyltucky, you know), Virginia and KnoxVegas descend on our evergreen. The hit of the party, though, was Knoxville’s own Sara Schwabe and her Yankee Jass Band.
Words really can’t describe the mayhem that resulted.
We had trolls.
We had LBJ.
And we had a hell of a good time. Pictures don’t lie.
If you want a little taste of what was going on, check out this video clip. (Quicktime, 2.7MB)
We also had some insanely cool ornaments, ranging from Red Bull in all its frenetic beauty to flu shots to a cheese sandwich with an image of Jesus on it. We also had the ghost of Christmas past, compliments of my favorite ghost hunter.
I can’t wait for next year …