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The Zombie Survival Guide

My staff, incredible folks that they are, gave me a few Cuban cigars and The Zombie Survival Guide. Needless to say, I was on the verge of tears. Now I can survive an onslaught of the undead and enjoy fine Cuban cigars while I do so.

The book is by Max Brooks, Mel’s son. Very deadpan. I was expecting it to be a bit more over the top. But what they heck. We are dealing with the undead here. In includes details about the undead, fighting tactics and general strategies.

“Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset — life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without even knowing it.”

Guess that could apply to Christmas shoppers, too …

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media matters …

Hit a triple with the three CDs I bought last weekend, and “28 Days Later,” the zombie film I went to see, kicked ass. I love it when a plan comes together.

— 28 Days Later: I saw the version with the alternative ending. Not surprisingly, I like the bleaker approach better. But I think it better fits the nature of the film. I also was amazed at how much it pays homage to Romero. The shopping spree harkens Dawn of the Dead, with all its shopping mall antics. The captured zombie and military angle are very similar to Day of the Dead. And the alternative ending brings a bleakness that Night of the Living Dead invoked. But 28 Days still goes its own way. I particularly like the whole rage thing, and the fast-moving zombies really are creepy. Not sure what effect they used to capture that, but it worked.

— “Electric Bath,” The Don Ellis Orchestra. This CD is awesome. Stumbled across a piece on Ellis and decided to check him out. He plays a lot of off time signatures — 5/4, 7/4, 19/4 — and gives jazz a dip in psychedlia that’s really interesting. I’ll be buying more of his stuff.

— “Chinatown,” The Be Good Tanyas. These three women are incedible. I have “Blue Horse” already and fell for it immediately. This CD is just as good. Great version of Townes Van Zant’ “Waiting Around to Die,” and the originals are really solid, too.

They can play.

— “The Three Pickers: Earl Scruggs, Doc Watson, Ricky Skaggs.” Another winner. Scruggs, to my mind, is the father of bluegrass music (and he was way cool on the Beverly Hillbillies). Alison Krauss also appears on a few tunes. Very nice. And thanks to Tivo (all praise Tivo) I also found a “Great Performances” of this show, so I got to see the video, too.

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Zombies infiltrate the New Yorker …

It pleased me to no end to find, lurking in the erudite prose and dry cartoons of the New Yorker, a review of the newest Zombie film that’s been released, “28 Days Later.” To wit:

“There are two drawbacks here. One is a shortage of superior zombies, although where one goes to rent extra zombies I have no idea. Whatever the case, Boyle cannot begin to match the remorseless ranks of walleyed staggerers who parade through George Romero