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A belated tree party invite …

Wow. It’s already December. And I haven’t sent out the invite for our annual tree party. And it’s less than a week away. Well, without further delay, here are the details: Who: The Benz and Edge’s What: Our 16th annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on our […]

Wow. It’s already December. And I haven’t sent out the invite for our annual tree party. And it’s less than a week away. Well, without further delay, here are the details:

  • Who: The Benz and Edge’s
  • What: Our 16th annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on our unsuspecting evergreen. We have only one rule: You CAN’T buy the decoration. Also, remember that children and vegetarians are invited to the party. Ornaments should be rated “G” or “PG.” Also, we’ll have a reprise of Sara Schwabe’s Yankee Jass Band. It was very cool last year. Should be even better this year.
  • Where: 11517 Hardin Valley Road. I-40 to Pellissippi Parkway (toward Oak Ridge). Take the Hardin Valley Road exit off Pellissippi Parkway. Go left at the light, onto Hardin Valley. Go about 2.4 miles, past the elementary school and Steele Road on the right. Our house is the third driveway on the right after you pass Steele Road. We’ll have it lit up, but watch closely. It can be tough to spot. 
MapLost? Call 691-7731 or 604-7731.
  • Important: We will have valet parking to avoid a repeat of The Stuck in the Mud Incident of 2000. You can either pull into the driveway and your car will be parked, or you can park at Sims store (near the elementary school, right before Steele Road) and you will be driven up to the party.
  • When: Saturday, Dec. 10 at 7 p.m. Children and vegetarians are welcome.
  • Why: Why not, wise guy?
  • How: Make your own decoration. We’ll have beer, Spiney’s infamous margaritas, non-alcoholic beverages and vats of steaming green chile. Extra beverages and/or food will be welcome but aren’t required

Now Playing: Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern) from the album “Jingle Bell Swing” by Miles Davis; vocal by Bob Dorough

4 replies on “A belated tree party invite …”

Oh, man, I would love to come but I am stuck in New York with the family coming next week which means the apt must be spotless 😛

Hope you all have loads loADS LOADS of FUN!!!
/Lindus

one year… one year…

Sorry. Photos are visible only on the paid section of the site. They’re just too bizarre to give away for free.

Suffice it to say that now you’re not the only one who has used the dog door to gain entrance to our home.

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