“This gig’s nae for bairns”

When I read Irvine Welsh’s “Trainspotting,” I was instantly hooked. I immediately went on a Welsh binge, reading everything I could get my hands on. That’s why this literary tour caught my eye.

Apparently, a guy in Scotland is taking Welsh fans to some of the key Edinburgh sites featured in “Trainspotting” and “Porno.”

I’d love to check this out, but I think I’d take a pass on the filthiest toilet in Britain …