Dr. Zeus has posted a guide to surviving zombie onslaughts over on Kuro5hin.
Fortunately, someone pointed out that Max Brooks (Mel’s son) already beat him to the punch. But Zeus offers several helpful tips, including the good advice of determining whether you’re dealing with fast- or slow-moving zombies and a poll on the best place to survive a zombie attack (a boat and an underground military bunker currently lead, but I seem to remember the underground military bunker theory falling apart in an ugly way during “Day of the Dead.”)