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“Are you sure he’s a grown-up?”

After a breakfast of green chile, eggs, potatoes and multiple cups of coffee, I was sitting at the kitchen counter subjected a friend’s 11-year-old son to a Benzian stream of unconsiousness. He looked at me, bufuddled, then turned to the other adults in the room, and asked: “Are you sure he’s a grown-up?” Everyone laughed, […]

After a breakfast of green chile, eggs, potatoes and multiple cups of coffee, I was sitting at the kitchen counter subjected a friend’s 11-year-old son to a Benzian stream of unconsiousness. He looked at me, bufuddled, then turned to the other adults in the room, and asked:

“Are you sure he’s a grown-up?”

Everyone laughed, but no one came to my defense.

11-year-old Trey: 1 Benz: 0

3 replies on ““Are you sure he’s a grown-up?””

exactly how many 11 year olds have you done this to?!

“bob is so great, bob is so great…”,

“my cleatus, that’s a mighty fine pick-em up truck…”

“you should start a saxaphone-based heavy metal band…”

trey for president!!!

No one came to your defense? Does this mean you WANT to be known as a grown-up? I say grow older, but not up.

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