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It’s time to tie one on our Christmas tree


It’s that time of year already. Time for the annual Benz and Edge Tree Extravaganza, complete with rampaging Xena yells, disgraced evergreens and assorted holiday absurdity.

This year’s party features a special treat. Music by Sara Schwabe and her Yankee Jass Band. It’s gonna be way cool. Be there or be square.

Here are the details …

  • Who: The Benz and Edge’s
  • What: Our 15th annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on our unsuspecting evergreen. We have only one rule: You CAN’T buy the decoration. Also, remember that children and vegetarians are invited to the party. Ornaments should be rated "G" or "PG."
  • Where: 11517 Hardin Valley Road. I-40 to Pellissippi Parkway (toward Oak Ridge). Take the Hardin Valley Road exit off Pellissippi Parkway. Go left at the light, onto Hardin Valley. Go about 2.4 miles, past the elementary school and Steele Road on the right. Our house is the third driveway on the right after you pass Steele Road. We’ll have it lit up, but watch closely. It can be tough to spot.
    Map?
    Lost? Call 691-7731 or 604-7731.

  • Important: We will have valet parking to avoid a repeat of The Stuck in the Mud Incident of 2000. You can either pull into the driveway and your car will be parked, or you can park at Sims store (near the elementary school, right before Steele Road) and you will be driven up to the party.
  • When: Saturday, Dec. 11 at 7 p.m. Children and vegetarians are welcome.
  • Why: Why not, wise guy?
  • How: Make your own decoration. We’ll have beer, Spiney’s infamous margaritas, non-alcoholic beverages and vats of steaming green chile. Extra beverages and/or food will be welcome but aren’t required.

    Now Playing: O Tannenbaum from the album A Charlie Brown Christmas by Vince Guaraldi Trio

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    Airport art …

    I spend way too much time in the Atlanta airport. During my frequent layovers and connections, I’ve started walking between concourses rather than taking the train. It’s good exercise and it clears my head before I sardine into the next Delta can that I have to fly in.

    On several occasions, I’ve walked between the A and B concourses, where there’s an incredible collection of stone sculpture by Zimbabwean artists. It’s great stuff and a wonderful way to kill some time. Even if you’re in a bit of a hurry, it’s great to dash past these sculptures. Great stuff …

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    On the road again …

    More travel. Two interesting stops …

    New York City, Greenwich Village: We had dinner at Otto Enoteca Pizzaria last week. It’s owned by the Food Network’s Mario Batali. When a friend suggested it, I was worried it might be pretentious or culinary overkill. Nothing could be further from the truth. The food was incredible and the wine list was extensive. Price wasn’t too bad, either. We had several pizzas, all fantastic, and finished the meal with a sampling of gelato. My favorite was, surprisingly, a pumpkin gelato. While in New York, we also stopped by the Chelsea Market. What a great place. Not something you’d expect to encounter in the middle of New York.

    Fort Worth, Texas: We went to see Willie Nelson at Billy Bob’s in the Stockyards. I had high hopes but was sorely disappointed. Willie was phoning this one in, and Billy Bob’s was horrible. It claims it’s the world’s largest roadhouse, but it was really a sprawling shopping mall of a place. Terrible venue. Thank god we went to the Loon that afternoon. Now that’s a real bar …

    This week, it’s Stuart and Naples in Florida, then on to Memphis. Maybe I’ll get some decent barbecue there. Or at least bump into Elvis …

    Now Playing: Restless Wind from the album The Earth Rolls On by Billy Joe Shaver