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Assorted Bob

The fiendish stupidity of chickens

While reading Tom Bissell’s profile of director Werner Herzog in Harper’s Magazine, I came across this Herzog quote in one of the footnotes, which had my laughing out loud during a flight to Albuquerque …

“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.”

It didn’t end there. Here’s Klaus Kinski on Herzog, as quoted from Kinski’s autobiography: “I absolutley despise this murderous Herzog. … Huge red ants should piss into his lying eyes, gobble up his balls, penetrate his asshole, and eat his guts.”

Very cool. Great profile, too.

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Prankster Bob

The official, irresistible tree party invite

Lara and I bagged a bodacious tree today and managed to get it into the house and into a stand without me going totally Grinch on her. Clearly, this bodes well for our Desecrate the Christmas Tree party. And after 17 years, we promise intrigue, assorted shenanigans and plenty of strangely great music.

Will LBJ‘s long lost father return to rescue him from the hillbillies in Tennessee?

Will Screamin’ Jay Small enthrall the crowd with his soulful renditions of Britney Spears tunes?

Will the tree survive?

Only one way to find out, dude. Come to the party … details below.

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Travel Bob

The travel gods are angry …

After several smooth trips, including notice that for the first time I’ve flown enough miles to earn frequent flier status on two airlines, Texas has proven my downfall.