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Assorted Bob Dog Bob

Dreaming of a white trash Christmas …

So while I was at the park yesterday morning, watching to dogs loop wide orbits through the wet grass, a pickup pulling a trailer full of Christmas trees sputtered in. A redneck hopped out, dumped the trees and went on his merry way. Clearly, the world is his trash can. I didn’t get a look at the license plate (it was hidden by the trailer, which had no plate), but It was hard to miss the Jesus/fish license plate on the front of the truck.

I guess that’s one way to put the Christ back in Christmas …

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Techno Bob

Tivo goodness …

Via PVRBlog, I stumbled upon what I believe to be the coolest Tivo-related gadget yet to enter my arsenal. It’s called TivoDecode Manager, which bills itself as being “for Mac users stuck using third-party workarounds.”

In short, this allows me to move shows recorded on my Tivo to my Mac, and it also has an option to format them for viewing on my video iPod. Best of all, it worked flawlessly. Once I downloaded it, I just entered my Tivo’s IP address and Media Access Key. It instantly found the Tivo on my wireless network and got it talking to my Mac.

To test it, I downloaded a copy of a Monty Python episode (the one featuring Dinsdale, the thuggish Piranha brother who is terrorized by Spiny Norman, a giant hateful hedgehog. I’m not sure exactly how long the transfer took since I walked away from my computer, but when I came back an hour or two later, the Python episode was in my iTunes library and ready to be moved to my iPod.

Very cool. Very, very cool. This will make Travel Bob very happy.

Now playing: No More Buffalo from the album “Live In Aught-Three” by James McMurtry & The Heartless Bastards

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Books

The Last Kingdom

Returning to work tomorrow after 10 days of blocking work out. It’s been great, providing lots of time to read and post inane crap on this blog.

The latest reading is The Last Kingdom, an historical novel by Bernard Corwell. Overall, it was a great read, set in the 9th century when the Danes were running amok through Britain and conquering damn near all of England. It has a Little Big Man thing going on, with the main character, Uhtred, being from England but ending up with the Danes. He moves back and forth between the two camps, providing insight into each group and rubbing shoulders with the famous.

The think I found most amusing is the portrayal of Alfred and the rest of the English as a bunch of effete bozos who are enslaved by priests and Christianity. The Danes view of all this is pretty amusing, and they seem perplexed by these strange, largely ineffective warriors. But of course, the tables turn as Alfred makes his stand and begins turning back the Danish tide. Worth a read if you’re interested in this period. I’m assuming it’s pretty historically accurate. Cornwell provides detail on the history behind the novel and license he took in writing the book.

It moves quickly and is action packed. My one quibble is Cornwell’s reluctance to delve into the sexual situations behind a lot of the plot. I’m finding myself agreeing with Marlon James’ recent post on Space Break Sex, that phenomenon in literary fiction where two characters embrace and clearly are heading toward a sexual encounter. But all the reader gets is a space break and the after effect. I’d like to know more about Uhtred’s relationship with Brida and there are several other relationships that could do with more detail. Overall, the novel gets lost in all the action and the relationships get very little explication. Not a deal breaker here, but a bit of a disappointment.

Damn, I’m dreading that return to work … I already have travel scheduled through most of January. Back to the grind and the hell that is Delta Airlines. Happy New Year, I guess.