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He said desecrate.

Who: The Benz and Edge's
What: Our annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on our unsuspecting evergreen.
Where: 11517 Hardin Valley Road. I-40 to Campbell Station Road exit. North on Campbell Station road until it Ts. Go left at the T on Hardin Valley Road. Our house is exactly 1/10th mile on the righthand side of the road. We'll have it lit up, but watch closely. It can be tough to spot. Map? Lost? Call 691-7731.
When: This Saturday (Dec. 13) at 7 p.m. Children are welcome.
Why: Why not, wise guy?
How: Make your own decoration. We'll have beer, Spiney's infamous margaritas, non-alcoholic beverages and vats of steaming green chile. Extra beverages and/or food will be welcome but aren't required.