Tie
one on our Christmas tree ...
Who:
The Benz and Edge's
What:
Our 13th
annual Christmas tree desecration party, in which
assorted stooges put homemade, stupendously cool decorations on
our unsuspecting evergreen. We have only one rule: You CAN'T buy
the decoration. Also, remember that children are invited to the
party. Ornaments should be rated "G" or "PG."
Where:
11517 Hardin Valley Road. I-40 to Campbell Station Road exit. North
on Campbell Station road until it Ts. Go left at the T on Hardin
Valley Road. Our house is the third driveway on the right. We'll
have it lit up, but watch closely. It can be tough to spot.
Or if you prefer, head north on Pellissippi, take the Hardin Valley
Road exit, then head west (toward Pellissippi State) for 2.4 miles.
The house will be on the right, three driveways past Steele Road.
Map?
Lost? Call 691-7731.
Important:
We will have valet parking to avoid a repeat of The Stuck in the
Mud Incident of 2000. You can either pull into the driveway and
your car will be parked, or you can park at Sims store (near the
elementary school, right before Steele Road) and you will be driven
up to the party.
When:
Saturday, Dec. 14 at 7 p.m. Children are welcome.
Why:
Why not, wise guy?
How:
Make your own decoration. We'll have beer, Spiney's infamous margaritas,
non-alcoholic beverages and vats of steaming green chile. Extra
beverages and/or food will be welcome but aren't required.
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