Viet Cong cellar dweller

Liberal bozo Bob bounced away from the computer to see Jimmy's daughter, but all he saw was Spiney swoosh past and carpe the computer.

And so it went, back and forth, a war of attrition. They battled with the tenacity of Viet Cong guerrillas in the tunnels beneath landlord Grant and landlady Chelsea's kingdom. Grant was a wacky Brit. Chelsea was a princess. Together, they oppressed poor Bob and Spiney.