Roadside wildlife in rustic Hardin Valley ...
I was driving through the Rape of Hardin Valley this morning on my way to work (the state has decided this rustic road needs to be four lanes), and I saw the oddest site: There, among the dust and commotion of yellow bulldozers scratching the earth like pumped up canaries on steroids, a rotund JimBob wearing bib overalls and a buzzcut was flapping his arms like a giant chicken. He was following a wiry little fella who clearly wasn’t impressed with the barnyard display. Just as I passed, the redneck chicken turned away, flashing a crazy grin, and clucked something that was lost in the din and dust of construction.
Posted by Bob Benz at August 9, 2002 8:51 AM