Now I’ve seen it all. I’m getting spam from Jesus. Maybe it is time to change my ways. Oddly, he’s using a Yahoo e-mail account. You’d think he could come up with something more appropriate than aryeh41@yahoo.com. Perhaps jesus@heaven.org or something like that.
Here’s what Jesus had to say, under the subject line: The Rapture of the Church
It’s Time To Go.
Come to www.katha-donpublishing.com to find out now just why, but how.
When you go to the site, you’ll realize Jesus is still pissed at Bill Clinton, and Our Savior is not much of a grammarian. I’m not surprised by the former, but I really thought Jesus would be a stickler for spelling and punctuation.